Chaselon
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A giant round crystal, complete with blue mohawk and goofy arms and legs, Chaselon is a member of the Green Lantern Corps. A crystal entity I could take, but not one that looks so goofy. It's completely ridiculous.
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Wonder Man
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Wonder Man? Wonder Man??? No one could come up with a better stink’n name than Wonder Man? Let’s see, he can fly, has super strength and well, is completely unoriginal. I guess a generic name fits. I know most people will like him because he is an Avenger, but he’s totally lame! Nice red sunglasses dork…
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Bat-Mite
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Bat-Mite is a magical imp from another dimension. He (it?) apparently worships Batman and dresses like him. He puts Batman in situations where he can watch him in action. Bat-Mite? Bat-Lame!
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Big Wheel
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Jason Weele rides a large metal wheel that has guns and some sort of goofy arms. Since it’s just a large wheel, he calls himself (drumroll…) “Big Wheel”. Doesn’t Marvel have editors? I mean, who thinks that a dude in large metal wheel with guns is anything other than lame? This quite possibly is the dumbest idea in all of comics. Ever.
For more Big Wheel goodness, check out Big Wheel online.
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M.O.D.O.K.
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This giant floating head has plagued the Marvel Universe for way too long. His massive oversized head filled with only evil, he has battled Captain America and other heroes. His name stands for “Mobile Organism Designed Only for Killing”. We suggest he change his name to MODOL (“Mobile Organism Designed Only for Lameness”).
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Paste Pot Pete
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Paste Pot Pete is another loser enemy of Spider-Man. Any genius who is smart enough to invent an adhesive “multi-polymer” liquid, should be smart enough to not call himself “Paste Pot Pete” or even “Trapster”.
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Typeface
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Typeface is a villain of Spider-Man. This loser sports letters on his body that he uses as weapons. Yes… he throws letters. He first appeared in Peter Parker: Spider-Man #23. He throws letters… letters that spell L-A-M-E.
Update 03/24/07 - Typeface was killed during Civil War! One down... many more losers to go.
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